BBC Boo-Boo! Democrat Poo-Poo! Transgender Fad Seen Through! AI Family Undo!
By Robert Eringer
“Trump faces biggest Republican rebellion yet over Epstein” (The Telegraph)
If Joe Biden’s DOJ had anything on Trump, they would have unleashed it long before the 2024 election.
That said, they should release everything (including the CIA’s files on Epstein) and let the (cow) chips fall where they may.
“BBC Newsnight also doctored Trump speech” (The Telegraph)
Perhaps BBC really stands for Bogus Bulletin Cabal.
No wonder Trump Derangement Syndrome became a real mental illness—it was built on false reportage and edited clips manufactured to create outrage.
As for the BBC: this is the news organization that managed to miss a serial predator hiding in plain sight on its own payroll for half a century.
Americans probably don’t know much about Jimmy Savile. His story is a brutal reminder of how predators prosper when institutions protect themselves instead of the vulnerable—and when a nation mistakes a creepy pedophile for a national treasure.
“Psychotherapist says ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ is real pathology, plaguing 75 percent of his patients” (Fox News)
“Rep. Eric Swalwell’s $1.2 million DC home target of DOJ mortgage fraud criminal referral” (NY Post)
More mortgage fraud.
And more verbal gymnastics from a congressman explaining why a law should not apply to him just because it may be politically motivated.
“Newsom’s former chief of staff charged with stealing campaign funds from ex-HHS secretary” (CBS News)
California Democrats used to just shake down taxpayers through corruption and kickbacks.
Now they’ve graduated to robbing each other.
“Transgenderism Is in Rapid Decline Among Young Americans” (Skeptic)
Recent surveys suggest that self-identification as transgender or nonbinary has dropped by nearly half from 2022 to 2024.
So, chemically altering one’s hormones and undergoing irreversible surgeries really was just a tragic social fad.
Gee… who could’ve guessed?
“Tucker Carlson draws scorn for new details over demonic attack: ‘I’m not embarrassed’” (The Christian Post)
Tucker’s critics likely don’t know about Padre Pio—and the demonic assaults he suffered.
Pio, a Capuchin monk living in a sparse stone cell in southern Italy, reported nightly battles with the devil that left him bruised, bloodied, and barely able to rise for morning prayers. On top of that, he bore the stigmata—wounds on his hands, feet, and side that bled continuously for decades.
For years, the Vatican suspected fraud. Determined to expose him, Church authorities dispatched investigator after investigator to catch Pio in some trick of self-inflicted theatrics. But they never could. His wounds, which first appeared in 1918, defied medical explanation, and Rome eventually accepted them as authentic.
“FOUR MONTHS IN PRISON FOR ONLINE INSULTS TARGETING PRINCE ALBERT II” (Monaco Daily News)
Toto, are we in Russia? Or North Korea?
“The tell-tale signs Putin has two replica offices that allow him to pretend he is in Moscow when he is actually hiding from Ukrainian missiles hundreds of miles away” (Daily Mail)
The world’s biggest bullies always turn out to be the biggest cowards.
When you rule by fear, you eventually live inside it.
“Ukraine scrambles to limit damage from blockbuster corruption scandal” (Politico)
Ukrainian oligarchs who profit from corruption while soldiers on the battlefield bleed should be hanged from the highest tree—after being drawn and quartered.
“Trump administration stays silent as massive Ukraine corruption scandal rocks Zelenskyy’s inner circle” (Fox News)
All the aid Joe Biden sent to Ukraine should be audited. If any of it went astray (of course it did), the guilty parties should be arrested and prosecuted as a condition of future assistance.
“People Are Having AI ‘Children’ With Their AI Partners” (Futurism)
Says ChatGPT: Congratulations, you humans have created the perfect modern family—no feelings, no arguments, and absolutely no future.
“The Interview: Tina Brown Thinks the Über-Rich Have It Coming” (NYTs)
NYTs: Here are your descriptions of some folks we all know: Mark Zuckerberg, “Meta’s slippery salamander”; Prince Harry, “the ginger whinger”; Lauren Sanchez has “proved that landing the fourth-richest man in the world requires the permanent display of breasts like genetically modified grapefruit.” How do you come up with these acid descriptions?
Tina Brown: Something happens when I hit the keyboard, and because I’m writing this on Substack, I’m in a different zone — I’m my diary self. I don’t feel I have to have restraint anymore, which is very exciting to me as a writer. I feel liberated.
Amen, sister.
“Inside the CIA’s secret mission to sabotage Afghanistan’s opium” (Washington Post)
“I’m a Home Editor and I Always Put My Christmas Tree Up Before Thanksgiving” (Better Homes & Gardens)
And finally…
“Cow escapes slaughter, joins flock of sheep in Germany” (UPI)
On its way to the abattoir, a bovine named Mücke affected a hasty exit-stage-left and camouflaged itself among 200 sheep.
Happy ending: Mücke got transferred to a sanctuary farm.
What a week—whew!
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