China's Feeble Bite! A Base Commander Gripe! Kamala's Vacant Hype! AI 'for the defense' is Ripe!
by Robert Eringer
“China Mocks US Workers” (India Today)
Beijing’s finest minds have taken to TikTok and memes to roast Americans for being lazy and overweight.
The result?
The folks who spent eight years suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome just look up from a super-size bag of Doritos and mutter, “Did China just call me… fat?”
Boom. TDS cured (for some, maybe).
Bill Clinton campaigned on “Putting People First.”
Turns out he meant Chinese people. Because, thanks to Bubba’s globalist policies, small-town America was suffocated by the rust of abandoned factories and all Americans have, ever since, been saturated with shoddy imports.
(I seem to recall Mark Middleton cooked up the sellout to China. Strange ending to his story. Google it….)
What was Bubba thinking? (Oh, right—preoccupied fantasizing Monica’s next visit to the Oval.)
“Greenland base chief sacked for ‘subverting Trump agenda’” (The Telegraph)
Col. Susannah Myers scribed this email: “I do not presume to understand current politics, but what I do know is the concerns of the US administration discussed by vice-president Vance on Friday are not reflective of Pituffik Space Base. For as long as I am lucky enough to lead this base, all of our flags will fly proudly – together.”
Not so lucky, it transpires.
Myers got canned and, henceforth, Pituffik Space Base will reflect the concerns of the U.S. administration, as all military bases should.
Commanders who do not abide the chain of command—and believe their command post is about personal group therapy—should resign and save themselves the embarrassment of a boot up the backside.
“Kamala Harris’s Next Moves? A Big Speech, a Bigger Book, and Perhaps a Run for Office” (Vanity Fair)
The book?
Word Salad Dressing
Introduction:
The first ever handbook designed to help you master the art of stretching five minutes of content into 60 minutes by speaking in circles and cackling.
Glossary of Kamala-isms
“We must contextualize the moment within the context of the moment.”
Translation: I forgot what I was talking about, but I will repeat “moment” until it sounds profound.
“It’s about the significance of the passage of time.”
Translation: Time exists. This is meaningful. Maybe.
“Space is exciting. It spurs our imaginations.”
Translation: I read this on a poster at a science museum once.”
“I am here, standing here, because I am standing here.”
Translation: The importance of gravity.
“Ukraine is a country in Europe.”
Translation: Ain’t I smart.
“We are doing what we have always been doing, and that’s what we’ll continue to do.”
Translation: That’s your answer. No follow ups.
Chapters Include:
Word Salad Dressing: Emotional Intensity vs. Actual Policy
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Grandstand
Weaponing Context
The Long Pause: Mastering the Illusion of Depth
“F.B.I. Suspends Bureau Employee on Patel’s So-Called Enemies List” (NYT’s)
Anyone and everyone in government involved in the suppression of acknowledging that Hunter Biden’s laptop was truly Hunter’s (as they all knew) should not only be suspended but fired—and even prosecuted for whatever laws might apply to not fulfilling their lawful duties, purposely misleading the public they pledged to serve and manipulating a presidential election.
They weren’t doing their jobs. They were acting as election-season political hacks and spin-doctors.
“Mysterious triangular tower at Area 51 is discovered on Google Maps - as baffled viewers suggest it could be 'alien technology'“ (Daily Mail)
What mystery?
According to my super-secret source Deep Tonsils (he whispers from inside a phone booth behind a Sonic Drive-In), the towering triangular structure is neither alien tech nor Bigfoot’s winter getaway. It’s a cross-section pylon for testing the visibility of stealth aircraft on radar (perhaps so Iran wont’t see it coming…?).
“Tourist who left can of Coke for uncontacted Sentinelese tribe faces MORE legal trouble when he returns home” (Daily Mail)
I put this question to ChatGPT (AI): “How does a can of Coke disrupt a remote tribe that has no contact with the outside world?”
It may seem like just a soft drink to you, but to them it’s a mind-blowing anomaly that can cause spiritual, social, and cultural shockwaves.
The can could be seen as magical or divine. It’s perfectly shaped, reflective, doesn’t rot, and contains a sweet, fizzy liquid like nothing they’ve ever tasted. Whoever finds it might be viewed as favored by the gods, instantly elevating their status.
The shiny object becomes a status symbol that others covet. A simple aluminum can could spark conflict, creating social fractures, theft, or even violence.
A can might spark this question: Where did it come from? This curiosity could shift their focus away from subsistence, ritual, or spirituality toward obsession with the object or the world that created it.
I then asked: “What does this say about humanity in general?”
It says a lot—and none of it flattering.
Humanity assigns ridiculous value to branded objects. Humanity worships logos, not function. Humanity confuses novelty with meaning. And there is a human tendency to invent meaning around power, status, and scarcity.
“AI-generated attorney outrages judge who scolds man over courtroom fake: ‘not a real person’” (Fox News)
The judicial system has become a business. A BIG business for lawyers.
Judges know, but do not care, that wealthy folk have a huge advantage over the little guy who cannot afford today’s exorbitant cost of legal services.
Motion after motion plus depositions and hearings equate to tens of thousands—if not hundreds of thousands—of dollars in legal fees. And that’s before a trial! (Jurors, meanwhile, aren’t even paid minimum wage—what a con.)
A solution for the little guy?
Utilize a generative AI platform to be your lawyer.
AI is better informed to represent your case for a nominal fee (say, $20 a month) than lawyers who charge $500 an hour.
I know lawyers who use ChatGPT to research and compose lengthy legal letters in seconds—then bill their client for three hours’ work!
So how about this: If you are the defendant in a lawsuit, tell the Court you want ChatGPT to be your legal representative.
If the Court rejects this, counter by saying you will represent yourself pro se (they hate that but it’s your right under the law)—then use ChatGPT to supply legal advice and construct your motions.
What a week—whew!
And so should you.
Kamala is SO the opposite of a girl I met in a bar. I told her a story that included - in, on, at, by, to,
She said: "Are you trying to preposition me?"
https://youtu.be/it0djJdDkXo
China continues to be a major threat to our country. Those in denial are the same voices which argue China does not flood our markets with stolen IP, doesn’t manipulate their currency, isn’t involved in espionage and isn’t responsible for the Fentanyl crisis.
Best to deal with the Chinese Tiger now, rather than when they occupy Taipei.