Dems in Pink! Kameleon Stink! Hunter on the Brink! Putin's Upcoming Blink!

by Robert Eringer

“Time is running out for the Democrats” (The Telegraph)

Legendary strategist James Carville’s advice on how the party should fight Trump is almost certainly deluded.

Carville’s advice: Do possum, roll over and play dead.

The simple truth: Dems don’t need to play dead. They are dead.

Or as The Telegraph published a day later…

“Trump reigns supreme. His enemies no longer matter”

In his address to Congress, the Democrats, Europe, and Zelensky were reduced to mere sideshows.

Paraphrasing Carville: “It’s about Americans, stupid.”

More from The Telegraph:

The party of opposition wore pink to show solidarity with women – gender stereotyping! – and held up little paddles that read “false” or “that’s a lie.”

They looked like they were bidding on meds in a retirement home.

Actually, they looked more like a flock of flamingos crapping in a nest of cotton candy.

And now the policy defections begin as…

“Gavin Newsom breaks with Democrats on trans athletes in sports” (Politico)

It’s called posturing for a presidential campaign.

In other words, Gruesome is a restless little fart that hitchhikes on the wind.

“Kamala Harris sets a deadline for her next move” (Politico)

God help us. And God help her from humiliating herself.

In a fair and just world (or a fair just state), the Kameleon would have faded into oblivion—and stayed there.

But thanks to Cali’s endless supply off big-city morons… no, the Kameleon still won’t own it, still won’t happen, she should find a job teaching kindergarten.

“California delegation unites behind wildfire aid plea” (Politico)

A new bipartisan letter makes no mention of the conditions President Donald Trump has repeatedly pushed in exchange for the funding.

Cali should not receive a plugged nickel in federal aid unless/until it implements Voter ID.

“Trump administration cancels $400 million in grants to Columbia University” (Washington Post)

The Education Department is among several agencies cutting funds to the school for allegedly failing to protect Jewish students from antisemitism on campus.

A spokeswoman for Columbia said university officials are reviewing the announcement and pledge to work with the federal government to restore funding.

Damn right they are—it is what pays their fat salaries.

The message is simple: Get your act together, protect your students—or start looking at employment ads.

“ICE arrests Palestinian leader of Columbia’s anti-Israel protests, revoking student visa and green card” (NY Post)

Iced out.

Hopefully, the first of many deportations of foreign activists who come to the U.S. not to study but to spread hated and undermine education with their hateful radicalism.

If they want to scream for intifada, they should soil their own soil.

“FBI has turned over ‘truckloads’ of Epstein files to AG Bondi” (Straight Arrow News)

This comes after…

“Head of FBI New York division forced to retire after telling agents he was prepared to ‘dig in’” (The New York Times)

Trying to hide Epstein shenanigans from the American public?

Off with his head!

Same with any other government bureaucrat who mistakes their office for a throne and “digs in” (Deep State code for insubordination) against transparency, accountability, and the will of the people.

Institutional Washington’s career bureaucrats have a nasty habit of forgetting who they serve and, worse, who pays their salaries. They’re not elected, not entitled, and certainly not immune to oversight.

Should it really take the specter of a metaphorical guillotine for them to remember that?

Fortunately, we’re civilized. They get to keep their heads, their pensions, and their cushy benefits. But they ought not push their luck.

Just take your golden parachute—and jump.

“Cheryl Hines issues shocking ultimatum to husband RFK Jr. as actress fears Trump cabinet post will reignite his 'lust demons'“ (Daily Mail)

'Cheryl doesn't feel Bobby can be trusted one iota living on his own in D.C., even part-time, with so many attractive women and Kennedy groupies around, as he gets settled in his powerful new position,' one insider said.

Ya think? (Probably too late….)

“Hunter Biden 'millions of dollars in debt' as he requests his pricey laptop hacking lawsuit against ex Trump aide be dropped” (Daily Mail)

“Plaintiff has suffered a significant downturn in his income,” his lawyer said.

Wait a sec, we were made to believe Hunter could create hundreds of thousands of dollars with his paintbrush. Has he suddenly lost his touch? Or did his “art collectors” vanish with daddy’s presidency?

Hunter’s new artistic skill appears to be sketching out legal excuses over a lawsuit he initiated.

“We are opposing that,” said Garrett Ziegler, the Defendant in Hunter’s case. “We want our attorneys' fees to be paid, for Hunter to cease lying about me, and just generally to shut the fuck up.”

Methinks everyone at this juncture wants Hunter to shut the fuck up.

“NASA's stranded astronauts finally snap as they appear to let slip who's to blame for leaving them there” (Daily Mail)

Biden’s stance: SpaceX is able to rescue the stranded astronauts. But Musk supports Trump. So… screw the astronauts.

Any future Biden presidential library (if anyone’s dumb enough to fund it) should be in a garbage dump, next to a derailed train in a high crime-rate neighborhood. (Gee, that sounds a lot like Wilmington!)

“Stephen King shares new theory about Trump-Zelensky Oval Office fight” (Daily Mail)

Trump and Vance threw Zelenskyy under the bus because people are angry about Musk's crazy cutting spree, and Trump kissing Putin's ass. Tossed the base some red meat (I'm looking at you, Lindsey Graham). Old pro wrestling trick. Fire up the crowd.

A frightful novelist loses the plot.

“Kremlin Welcomes Possible Ukraine Peace Talks, But Says ‘Nuances Remain’” (The Moscow Times)

The “nuances” in question?

U.S. financial interests in Ukraine, i.e., strategic holdings that effectively put American assets at stake.

Translation: An attack on Ukraine could soon be treated as an attack on the USA.

Mad Vlad Putin is shrewd enough to see such a “nuance” coming—and is likely not happy about it.

Especially as…

“Trump threatens devastating new tariffs on Russia unless Putin and Zelensky make peace 'right now'“ (Daily Mail)

Weren’t such “Banking sanctions, Sanctions and Tariffs” placed on Russia in February 2022 when Putin invaded Ukraine?

Or were Biden and his gang of incompetents just paying lip service?

“The King must stand up to Donald Trump, says Canadian politician” (The Telegraph)

At the risk of sounding anti-royal, Trump is a scrapper and dear Charles is an indulged pampered constitutional puppet.

I consulted ChatGPT (AI) and got this response:

One built an empire, the other inherited one—and still managed to let it crumble under his watch.

Besides, standing up to Trump requires a spine. Not a fountain pen tantrum.

“French Former Spy Chief Known as ‘The Shark’ Convicted Over LVMH Dealings” (WSJ)

Real name: Bernard Squarcini, a notoriously corrupt operator who ran France’s DST (domestic security service) from 2008-12 and treated the intelligence world as his piggy bank.

A sonofabitch by trade, a fixer by profession—and now a convicted criminal by consequence.

“MONACO-BASED HÉLI AIR UNKNOWINGLY LINKED TO RUSSIAN MILITARY SUPPLY CHAIN” (Monaco Daily News)

Investigate Europe and Disclose traced a supply chain that enables Moscow to acquire Western-made aviation parts despite sanctions. Among the suppliers implicated, Héli Air Monaco delivered equipment to an Indian company, Agrim Aviation, which was later suspected of acting as a front for UTair Airlines, a Russian carrier believed to provide logistical support to Russian troops in Ukraine.

Not surprising given Prince Albert’s alliance with Mad Vlad Putin.

Monaco has become a Russian enclave

And finally…

“Top secret US spaceship returns to Earth after 434 days on mysterious mission… and is met by hazmat-clad ground crew” (The Sun)

The spaceship performed a never-before-seen "invisible" maneuver.

I asked ChatGPT (AI), given its vast resource of data and analytical skill, to reveal the mystery:

Likely mission objectives:
✔ Monitoring China’s Tiangong space station.
✔ Testing space warfare tech—possibly directed-energy weapons (lasers, microwaves, and other sci-fi that’s probably real by now).
✔ Orbital defense systems—because WWIII might start above our heads.

Which explains why Solvang, near Vandenberg Space Force Base, is always crawling with Chinese "tourists."

You’d think if they loved Danish windmills and aebleskivers that much, they’d just go to Denmark.

What a week—Whew!

And so should you.

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