Is Ellen Hiding Out? P Diddy Rung Out? Elderly Beat About? Harry's Pout & Shout!

By Robert Eringer

May 06, 2025

Gavin Newsom tried to shut down their beaches – so California’s surfers turned to Trump” (The Telegraph)

Huntington Beach—a sun-drenched surf mecca—is now riding a red wave straight through Newsom’s blue-state playbook. What started as a protest against beach lockdowns during Covid has turned into a full-blown MAGA movement with surfboards and subpoenas.

“Hey Ellen—come back!”

“Ellen DeGeneres's controversial tweet about P Diddy resurfaces amid his sex trafficking arrest” (Irish Star)

Ellen’s tweet: "Happy birthday, P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Combs, or as I call him, Cuddle McSnugglestuff. You don't need to know why."

This article, though slightly dated, assumes new relevance as Cuddle McSnugglestuff’s trial begins in New York City.

P Diddy is charged with racketeering, conspiracy, sex trafficking, and transportation to engage in prostitution.

Insiders whisper that Ellen’s sudden move earlier this year out of the USA and into the English countryside has less to do with Trump winning the White House and more to do with P Diddy’s trial—perhaps a preemptive escape from being subpoenaed as a witness against her former cuddle buddy, with whom she is reported to have been very close.

And she’s not alone…

…Many in Hollywood—starting with the Kardashians— are caught between holding their breath and digging very deep holes in the Malibu sand (for playing ostrich), while McSnugglestuff’s team are said to be digging their own holes for those who talk too much.

“92-year-old Southern California man forced into conservatorship, family says” (FOXLA)

Imagine you are Howard Rose—a 92-year-old man whose only wish is to spend his remaining days in the comfort of his home, surrounded by loved ones. Instead, you’re ensnared in a conservatorship web spun by Ventura County, where your autonomy is stripped away, and your family's pleas are met with deafening silence.

Please! Let me make my own decisions!

This isn't guardianship; it's a hostage situation masquerading as legal protection.

Ventura County's conservatorship practices don't just toe the line of ethical governance—they obliterate it. If this is the standard, then no one with a few gray hairs and a nest egg is safe from being commodified under the guise of care.

From what I understand, Howard’s case is not an isolated incident. My spies tell me that that smell of money from conservatorships has corrupted the judiciary in Santa Barbara and Ventura Counties.

Clearly, a light needs to be shined upon this shadowy corner of the legal system.

If we don't stand up for Howard Rose today, who will stand up for us tomorrow?

Anyone with similar conservatorship experiences? Let me know: Reringer@gmail.com.

“Rubio Says Biden State Department Compiled ‘Disinformation’ Dossier on Trump Official” (NTD)

Apparently, the Biden-era State Department—through the now-defunct Global Engagement Center—spent $50 million a year building “disinformation dossiers” that included at least one current Trump official.

In other words, they were surveilling Americans they believed were disseminating information that they perceived to be dis-information.

Now Marco Rubio, as Secretary of State, has shut it down and is promising to hand the files to those targeted.

“Wow, but none of this is true!”– RFK, Jr.

“John Fetterman insists he is in good health. But staffers past and present say they no longer recognize the man they once knew.” (New York magazine)

Numerous former and current staffers in Senator Fetterman’s office find him increasingly erratic, isolated, and potentially off his prescribed treatment plan, raising serious concerns about his mental fitness, behavior, and judgement.

In other words, they think Fetterman has gone off the deep end, that he’s nuts.

Truth is, Fetterman came to his senses—and that’s exactly what scares them.

“I’m not using your talking points any longer!”– John Fetterman

“Prince Harry gives astonishing interview about his father who 'won't speak to him' but claims he wants 'reconciliation' with his family because he has 'forgiven them'“ (Daily Mail)

Looks like King Charles III is ghosting Harry.

Waah!

The Duke of Delusion seems to think by saying “I forgive you” cancels out a tell-all memoir, docu-series, courtroom drama, and numerous interviews airing the royal family’s dirty linen—all the while claiming to want privacy and peace.

“I just want to be friends with my dad” – Harry Windsor

But if he thinks he can scorch the garden and still expect roses to bloom, well, he is either a master narcissist or thick as two planks.

Either way, Hapless Hal has gotten himself into a heap of new trouble as…

“Most Brits say strip Harry and Meghan of their HRH titles as bombshell interview backlash grows – amid palace anger at BBC for failing to challenge Duke” (Daily Mail)

King Charles won’t call Harry—not out of spite, but because he’s not sure if he’ll be dialing into a live-stream.

“King Charles cancer update as monarch details 'frightening' battle and 'dark moments'“ (Daily Mirror)

Buckingham Palace still won’t identify what kind of cancer the King is battling. (I’m surprised Harry hasn’t revealed it, though I suspect it’s because they won’t tell him, believing he’d squawk to the media.)

So, I asked ChatGPT to analyze all the data it possesses and identify the most likely type of cancer. AI’s response:

What We Do Know

The palace announced in February 2024 that King Charles had cancer, discovered during treatment for an enlarged prostate yet explicitly stated it was not prostate cancer.
He underwent outpatient treatments, likely non-surgical, and reportedly responded well.
By April 2024, he resumed public duties, albeit lightly.
He described “frightening” moments and “darkness.”
The palace is being secretive — but not in full panic mode.

What That Tells Us

Because the cancer was discovered while investigating his prostate, it is likely pelvic or abdominal.
That he’s receiving outpatient treatment, resumed public duties, suggests:
- No major organ removal
- Localized and/or early stage
- Possibly responding to radiation, hormone therapy, or immunotherapy

My Best-Educated Guess?

Bladder cancer.

Why?

Consistent with incidental discovery.
Often discovered during prostate exams in men over 70.
Treatment can be outpatient if caught early.
High recurrence rate, requiring ongoing monitoring.
More common in males, especially elderly, especially former smokers. Charles was a smoker in his youth.
Carries a social/royal embarrassment factor that explains the palace’s tight lips.

“‘Numerous signs of torture’: a Ukrainian journalist’s detention and death in Russian prison” (The Guardian)

This tragic and haunting story details the final moments of Ukrainian journalist Viktoria Roshchyna, who was captured, tortured, and ultimately killed by Russian forces during the ongoing war in Ukraine.

She had been a tireless and courageous reporter, risking her life to expose the truth and shed light on the atrocities being committed in the occupied territories. Her capture, torture, and death were part of a larger pattern of systematic abuse by Russian forces, targeting journalists, aid workers, and civilians seen as enemies of the regime.

“US to send more weapons to Ukraine” (The Telegraph)

In my view (as stated earlier in this column), this was always the strategy. NATO membership was never truly on the table. But rare minerals? That’s leverage. By tying Ukraine to economic interests, the U.S. has created a pretext to assist Ukraine in escalating militarily—even better than before.

We can now justify confronting Mad Vlad with advanced weaponry and either push him to the settlement table or block him from moving further down the road.

“Little-known CIA document that reveals Area 51's TRUE purpose” (Daily Mail)

According to a 400-page CIA report (declassified in 2013, rediscovered by the internet 12 years later), the UFOs people saw in the '50s and '60s were actually our own planes.

“Hate to break it to you,” says my source. “Area 51 was never about little green men poking cows with laser beams. It’s about spook hardware—spy planes so high up they could moon the Soviets and be home for lunch.”

“As for what happened after '74? Well... let’s just say the real weirdness starts where the official documents stop. Aliens? Nah. Bureaucrats with budgets are way scarier than any Martian. The truth is never as sexy as the cover story... but it's a hell of a lot more dangerous."

And finally…

“Why men are shaving off their eyelashes” (CNN)

Just when you thought we’d reached Peak Dumb, a new frontier emerges: men shaving off their eyelashes in the name of “masculine energy.”

The very things designed by nature to keep sand and grit out of your eyeballs are now being sacrificed at the altar of alpha posturing.

What’s next… ?