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Kamala's Insane! Maduro's a Stain! Pelosi in Pain! Putin Inhumane!

By Robert Eringer

Oct 21, 2025
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“Videos, Court Docs: Calif. Gov. Candidate Porter, Who Leads in Primary, Is Abusive, Violent Rage-a-holic” (New American)

Can you imagine being married to this monster?

Wait—you don’t have to imagine. That’s because, according to divorce documents, we have a visualization: Katie Porter dumped scalding hot mashed potatoes onto her then-husband’s head!

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