Kamala's Insane! Maduro's a Stain! Pelosi in Pain! Putin Inhumane!
By Robert Eringer
“Videos, Court Docs: Calif. Gov. Candidate Porter, Who Leads in Primary, Is Abusive, Violent Rage-a-holic” (New American)
Can you imagine being married to this monster?
Wait—you don’t have to imagine. That’s because, according to divorce documents, we have a visualization: Katie Porter dumped scalding hot mashed potatoes onto her then-husband’s head!
Katie is the stuff of which nightmares are made.
Maybe this works for Halloween. But the current governance of California under Governor Gruesome is nightmarish enough without “Mashed Potatoes” transforming Sacramento into an everyday Horror-ville.
“Indicted Letitia James is housing ‘fugitive’ grandniece in her Virginia home” (NY Post)
Add another alleged felony (aiding & abetting) to the gal who wanted Trump to know her name.
“‘Drunken narrative’: Kamala claims to be the most qualified presidential candidate ever” (Sky News)
The Kameleon: “Some people have said I was the most qualified candidate ever to run for president.”
Some people?
Has the Kamel been collecting endorsements at asylums for the mentally insane?
“Obama’s dour new Presidential Center is getting savaged on social media: ‘Death Star in Chicago’” (NY Post)
A building as blah as his presidency—and a blight on the Windy City’s skyline.
An Obamanation
“Nancy Pelosi’s Clash With Reporter Over National Guard Goes Viral—‘Shut Up’” (Newsweek)
The speaker emerita strongly rejected the premise of the question, telling the reporter: “Shut up. I did not refuse the National Guard. The president didn’t send it.”
Really?
“Ex-Trump national security adviser John Bolton indicted on charges of mishandling classified information” (NY Post)
It is illegal to mishandle classified information. Period.
Please recall, the only reason Joe Biden got off mishandling classified information is because Special Counsel Robert Hur determined that our sitting president—after many hours of taking Joe’s deposition— would present himself as too senile to face trial.
Although it is convenient to blame political opponents, the law is the law—and it applies to everyone.
“Why are you seeing cowboys everywhere?” (CNN)
Because true American values are back. Yippee-ki-yay!
Jackson, Wyoming
“US tells airlines to disregard ‘X’ sex markers on passports and input ‘M’ or ‘F’” (The Guardian)
About friggin’ time.
“Oxford Union president who celebrated Charlie Kirk shooting set to be ousted by ‘sickened’ alumni” (Daily Mail)
The turning tide reaches Blighty.
“Prince Andrew Surrenders Duke of York Title” (NYTs)
It’s called cleaning (Buck) house.
“Randy Andy” should consider himself lucky he’s not sitting in a prison cell.
But wait…
“Police looking into claims Prince Andrew asked officer to find information on Virginia Giuffre” (The Guardian)
Possible crimes:
Misuse of Police Resources/Abuse of Office
Unlawful Access or Use of Personal Data
Attempted Perversion of the course of Justice
“Virginia Giuffre beaten, raped by ‘well-known prime minister’” (NY Post)
This points to former Israeli prime minister Ehud Barak, previously identified by Giuffre as a rapist known to travelog Epstein’s “Lolita Express” to his private island.
In this instance, her attacker—presumably Barak—beat and choked her.
A haunting from the grave (just in time for Halloween)
“Virginia Giuffre lost her baby days after ‘orgy with Prince Andrew and eight other girls’” (Daily Mail)
Excerpt from book: Epstein, Andy, and approximately eight other young girls and I had sex together. The other girls all appeared to be under the age of 18 and didn’t really speak English. Epstein laughed about how they couldn’t really communicate, saying they are the easiest girls to get along with.
“US blows up 6th Venezuelan drug boat in past month, killing 6 more ‘narcoterrorists’” (NY Post)
Six down, many more to follow.
“Trump shares footage of missile strike on ‘drug submarine’” (The Independent)
Uh… make that seven.
“Venezuela’s dictator Maduro rages US wants to oust him & install ‘puppet government’ after Trump declares war on cartels” (The U.S. Sun)
He got that right. But we can’t say “adios amigo” out loud.
Hugo Chavez deserved the same treatment. Unfortunately, our leaders (until now) were either spineless or allowed themselves to be deterred by a wussy Insider Washington that lovingly embraces the status quo.
Fortune favors the bold.
“Sexual violence, torture and betrayal: Life under Putin’s occupation” (The Telegraph)
A grossly disturbing piece that underscores the human cost of Putin’s war far beyond the battlefield.
This investigation documents widespread systematic sexual violence, torture, and terror inflicted by Russian occupying forces in Ukraine.
Horrific abuses are recounted: rape used as a weapon of war, psychological and physical torture.
From Melitopol to Kherson, the testimonies reveal an organized system of cruelty, inflicted upon civilians of all ages—even children and the elderly.
Question: Do they send videos of rape and torture to Putin for his enjoyment?
The Kremlin promised to “liberate” Ukraine. Instead, it delivered rape, torture, and ruin—a crime scene no propaganda can whitewash.
Evidence is mounting, victims are speaking. For his war crimes and crimes against humanity, Mad Vlad belongs in Scheveningen Prison in The Hague.
And maybe it’ll happen…
“Putin’s October Reckoning: Hundreds call for Putin to be Overthrown in Huge Gathering at St. Petersburg” (Daily Mail)
In a scene Tchaikovsky could never imagine, Russians gathered to protest Putin’s war with Swan Lake—banned by the Kremlin because it has become a requiem for autocracy.
The lyrics mock “the old man in the bunker,” a rage in D minor, with a chorus of “enough already.”
Of course, in Putin’s Russia, singing a song earns you a court summons and probable imprisonment.
The ballet has begun. Let’s hope a curtain is about to fall on the czar’s final act.
“The myth of Putin’s strength is crumbling. The end may be closer than he thinks” (The Telegraph)
The façade of strength that propped him up for decades—fear, propaganda, and oil money—is crumbling at every seam. His oligarchs are either mysteriously tumbling off yachts or falling out of windows, his military’s morale is lower than a Siberian thermometer, and even his allies in Central Asia are ghosting him at summits.
Wars expose truth.
Truth is, Russia under his rule is brittle, backward, and broke. His imperial delusions have shrunk his empire, his intimidation tactics have lost their sting, and his propaganda can no longer hide the rot.
The tyrant’s timepiece is ticking—and this time, it’s not Swiss, it’s Soviet.
“Russia Shot Down Its Own Fighter Jet Over Crimea During Drone Attack” (The Moscow Times)
Rampant corruption among generals has led to decay and incompetence.
“Trump to meet Putin after President threatened to send Tomahawk missiles to Ukraine” (Daily Mail)
Trump says he’ll meet Putin in Budapest after a “great progress” call, which means the butcher has more time to sharpen his knives.
“TYRANT’S HAREM Putin’s secret love life revealed including cleaner now worth £78m and gymnast whose ex died in mystery balcony ‘fall’” (U.S. Sun)
This is from a new book: The Tsar Himself: How Vladimir Putin Deceived Us All.
And finally, Deep Tonsils, calling in from French Lick, Indiana…
“Judicial Watch Sues CIA for Jeffrey Epstein Records” (Judicialwatch.org)
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My wish for this week: that people - on the right as well as the left - would spend as much time demanding everyone ever involved with Soros be brought to justice. The evil that Soros has enabled is far greater than Epstein.
Isn't “Some people have said...." a go-to phrase of our current President? Up there with his use of “Many people are saying…” Maybe Kamala was copying him? Imitation is the best form of flattery.