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Jim Buckley's avatar

Loved every silly bit of it. Oh, and BTW, you are going to have to pay to dry clean my coffee-soiled pants...

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J. Livingston's avatar

Good ones. You put a lot of work into this. But the hits just kept coming. Good respite from the far more serious issues of the day.

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SUZANNE PETRIE's avatar

Super funny!!!

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CarsAreBasic's avatar

CHUCKLE..........

and and APRIL FOOLS TO YOU!

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Jenn's avatar

Thank you !!! That’s was great🌸💕

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Thomas John's avatar

Wonderful!

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Paul Aijian MD's avatar

Clever and funny

Sort of the Babylon Current Bee

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Bill Russell's avatar

Thanks for the laughs, I needed that today. When reading about Iceland, my thoughts went back to the 1950's when you could buy a box of cereal and inside there was a Land Deed for one square inch of Alaska. I purchased many of these cereal boxes to acquire a lot square-inch ownership in Alaska. Maybe we could buy Wheaties or Sugar Frosted Flakes that would have a square-inch ownership of Iceland. We then send all our Iceland square inches of ownership to Trump, and then he can show the people of Iceland he now owns their country.

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RF's avatar

Please tell us how this applies to local interests, otherwise please call yourself The Current, not the Santa Barbara Current.

Unless I missed it, I don't see any relationship to Santa Barbara here.

We need conservative alternatives to the liberal dominated media here on local issues! Not just someone's local opinion on national News, There are tons of sources for that already. Commentary and opinions are like .... Everybody has one. They are not in short supply. Is this just a paper for conservatives to let off steam or will it be something useful and influential to local Government? I hope the latter that's what I signed up for to support. Disappointed at the missed opportunity.

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