Orwellian Newspeak! The Kackling Kamel! Celebs Packing Up! AI Cracks a Joke!
by Robert Eringer
“Biden Delivers Oval Office Speech After Dropping Out” (CNN)
Joe Biden is more mixed up than I thought.
“History is in your hands” were the closing remarks of a speech in which he was billed to explain, but didn’t, why he pulled out of the race.
History is the past, not the future.
History is not in our hands. History is in the hands of no one. History is what our hands leave behind.
The future is in our hands.
And our hands must ensure that the Kackling Kamel is history after November 5th.
“Kamala Wasn’t the Border Czar” (Time magazine)
Let the revisionist BS begin!
(Meaning: The Dems intend to cleanse the Kamel’s image by reprogramming public perception with Orwellian newspeak.)
“Fact Check: Harris WAS Biden’s Second ‘Border Czar,’ Despite Recent Media Claims” (The Center Square)
Harris was the second woman chosen as border czar by the president.
After 100 days on the job, Roberta Jacobson, President Joe Biden’s first border czar, left the role on April 9, 2021, after already “grappling with large increases of migrants attempting to cross into the U.S.,” The Los Angeles Times reported, saying, “Biden’s border czar … is stepping down.”
Before she did, Biden announced in a March 24, 2021, news conference, that Harris would be responsible for addressing the southwest border surge that already began within days of him taking office. “I can think of nobody who's better qualified to do this than the former [California attorney general], Biden said.
The Kamel proved herself to be totally unqualified for such a mission. (As everyone knows, she never even visited the border. When asked why not, she cackled, “I haven’t been to Europe either.”)
The Kamel is even less qualified to be president, despite all hype to the contrary from a globalist/corporate media blitz.
“Gov. Gavin Newsom Orders State Agencies to Clear Homeless Camps & Encourages Cities to do so” (LA Times)
Again, part and parcel of the revisionist BS program.
It’s time to clean up California! And then pretend it never got dirty!
That’s because the tarnished Golden State is where the Kamel was a district attorney (San Fran), state attorney general and, from which, a U.S. senator.
So shut up about homeless, crime, and fentanyl issues in California. They never happened—get it?
“San Francisco Continues to Grapple with a Deadly Drug Overdose Epidemic” (San Francisco Chronicle)
No, the Kulture of Kackling Kamel cannot be erased, no matter how hard they try.
“Revisiting the Work of Donald Harris, Father of Kamala” (The Economist)
This apple hasn’t fallen far from the tree
“High Student Interest” (The Stanford Daily, 3 November 1976)
Prof. Donald Harris, a Marxist scholar… a demonstration of the danger of good teaching directing student interest away from the areas of investigation other faculty preferred students address.
Harris was described as too charismatic, a pied piper leading students astray from neo-classical economics. In brief, Harris taught “bad” courses too well.
Just like dad, the Kamel desires to teach a bad course and, like a pied piper, lead voters astray.
“Biden Camp Suggests Prez Quickly Endorsed Kamala to Defy Obama”
No love lost between Caesar and Brutus.
Obama does not believe the Kamel can win. He wanted an open convention. However, Barry did not realize how well prepared the Kamel’s team was poised to pounce. Then Joe unsheathed his own knife to slash away the democratic process Barry intended to usurp (so long as he could control it from a back room).
“Kamala Harris Narrows Gap with Trump in Polls Her First Week” (Bloomberg)
After a convention, you surge.
Switch (albeit undemocratically) from one candidate to another, you surge.
“Trump Looks to Regain Campaign Edge After Rough Week” (WSJ)
Ya see?
To my thinking, the real polls are how many people show up in person to hear a candidate speak.
“Sharon Stone Will Leave America if Trump Elected President” (Metro)
May we have that in writing, ma’am? No? What if we agree to buy you a one-way ticket?
It’s just that, well, last time ‘round, Babs Streisand and a host of other celebs promised to leave. And, well, they never did.
“Is a White Van at the Trump Shooting More Proof that we Put the AZ in Crazy?” (AZCentral)
Quite possibly.
Most Americans didn’t pay attention to a certain small detail about Donald Trump’s brush with death in Butler, Pa., but it involves our state, so we will.
Soon after Trump’s July 13 rally ended in a burst of gunfire, a mysterious white van with an Arizona license plate was spotted in a neighborhood adjacent to the fairgrounds.
Billy Thoma, one of the neighbors, told Fox News he got home a little before 5 pm, saw a van with Arizona plates parked on the street “and didn’t think much of it.”
Pretty soon his street was lined with police officers — roughly five to 10 patrol cars, with cops and perhaps other law enforcement types surrounding the vehicle.
So, what happened to the white van?
People on the street videotaped law enforcement putting it on a trailer and hauling it away.
An astute subscriber wrote to me:
“George Webb is doing some good work on the assassination attempt. His broadcasts on X/Twitter are worth a listen. He’s looking into the white van with Arizona plates. Webb is getting death threats so he could be on to something…”
I then discovered that Assets magazine, which earlier reported Thomas Crooks’ alleged ties to Antifa, now ascribes the exact same links not to Crooks but to Matthew Yearick, from Arizona, who, they say, is the real shooter killed on the roof.
Dead shooter on roof, Matthew Yearick
Apparently, Yearick has been missing since the day Trump was shot.
Moreover, this mysterious publication suggests that a second shooter (Crooks? Someone else?) fired from inside a building nearby…
So, this question: Does Assets (caclubindia.com) have access to expensive, sensitive databases (most of their reporting details the financial assets of celebrities) or is it putting out misinformation – or, more willfully, disinformation?
“Why is a Monaco Billionaire Buying So Many Properties in Carmel?” (LA Times)
Given my tenure as Prince Albert of Monaco’s intelligence chief, more than a handful of subscribers sent me this item, some of them to ask about it.
The billionaire in question is Patrice Pastor, whose family members (for three generations) are Monaco’s main builders. For decades, the Pastors enjoyed a virtual monopoly on construction projects in the principality, and their families are wealthier than the Grimaldis, Monaco’s ruling family.
As I understand it, Patrice is a decent man who visited Carmel-by-the-Sea as a child and fell in love with it.
Patrice is one of Monaco’s (very few) good guys. He also helped chase away two of the principality’s most corrupt miscreants: a disgraced ex-lawyer to Prince Albert and a disgraced ex-accountant at Palais de Monaco).
I do not believe Patrice means to harm the charm of Carmel; his improvements should be just that.
“Venomous Red Ants Invade Montecito” (KSBY)
Difficult to distinguish whether this is old news about hapless Prince Harry and Me-Again moving in or, more recently, the hordes from LA importing bling and glitz—and much congestion (not to mention indigestion)—into what used to be a down-to-earth, low-profile community.
“How Sober Bars are Redefining Nightlife” (CNN)
As the non-alcoholic beverage market steadily grows, so have sober bars. They operate in New York and Los Angeles, in Orlando and Sacramento, Atlanta and Omaha. And they’re steadily growing their base of customers, including those who still drink but are exploring sobriety and people in recovery from substance use, by redefining what a bar can be.
Next thing, Wokesters will be pushing for Prohibition.
And finally…
“An AI Walks Into a Bar… Can Artificial Intelligence be Genuinely Funny?” (BBC)
I asked ChatGBT to complete the joke.
Its response: An AI walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks, “What’s your pleasure?” The AI says, “Surprise me.” So, the bartender hands it a USB stick.
Huh?
“That’s not very funny,” I told ChatGPT. “In fact, it’s rather lame. Tell me another.”
Why did the robot go on a diet?
I give up.
Because it had too many bytes!
Jerry Seinfeld has nothing to worry about.
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Really Important article!!! The massive tidal wave shift from the mainstream media to shift the narrative 180 degrees on the Kamel and in the process lie, revise history and provide a more stunning image of manipulation than we see in 1984, ought to have jarred us as a nation out of our brainwashed stupor. The Orwellian dystopia asserted by the schools, media and now the Kamel is devastating. Anyone who falls for this deception is radically deformed. Wake up!
In the make believe liberal world things are not quite as they appear. Yes, biology doesn’t matter, men can be women and vice versa. Facts don’t matter, statements made in the past can be totally erased from the public square. Yes, any of the bullshit liberals have done or said over the years can now be changed and/or erased all together!
This, all under the guise of the rainbow, twisted dream. That’s right, the ends justifying the means. All in the name of DEI. Harris has made bat shit crazy statements about funding the Green New Deal, disavowing responsibility at the border, denying opposition to fracking,
claiming support for Israel and then giving a wink to Palestinian thugs on College campuses, the list goes on and on.
In their make believe, rainbow world, they can play this game all day long in order to achieve power and keep whitey out of the Whitehouse. Don’t be surprised when Harris names Mayor Pete for her VP choice. That will complete the “Rainbow” dream!
BTW, has anyone seen local tough guy, Jeff Bridges endorsing Harris as “White Dudes for Harris?” Boy, he sure can act, he actually has me believing he knows WTF he’s talking about!