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The Avocado Murders

by Henry Schulte

Feb 09, 2024
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Guacamole and the Monarch Butterfly. Source: Getty Images

When I was thirteen, my father put my brother and me to work on our avocado ranch during the summer. Up until then, and now as a teenager, my day consisted of sleeping in, followed by doing nothing. Unless there was surf. But on the ranch, we were up by five and in the fields working side by si…

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