Trump Whoops Iran's Ass! Whoopi Passes Gas! Dark Web Morass! Kennedy Clan Badass!
by Robert Eringer
“Many Nations Ready To Supply Iran With Their Nuclear Warheads: Top Putin Aide” (NDTV)
The top aide, of course, is Dmitry “Pass the Vodka” Medvedev—Mad Vlad’s oft drunk (big)mouthpiece and yappy lapdog with few teeth.
Meanwhile, Putin must be green with envy watching U.S. military equipment and expertise. It is a far cry from his own capabilities.
“AOC howls about impeaching Trump. But president had the authority to bomb Iran” (USA Today)
The President has significant latitude under the War Powers Resolution to act unilaterally against threats without prior approval—so long as Congress is notified, and forces are withdrawn within 60 days if no formal war is declared.
Historically, both Democrat and Republican presidents have used similar justifications to carry out military actions (e.g., Obama in Libya, Clinton in Kosovo, Bush post-9/11).
Trump’s move is consistent with this bipartisan pattern.
“China Says the U.S. Damaged Its Own Credibility by Striking Iran” (NYT’s)
This comes from Fu Chong, China’s representative to the UN, whose country did not honor diplomatic commitments to Hong Kong and continues to threaten Taiwan’s sovereignty.
Dare I say, F-U Fu.
Chess Master Garry Kasparov on X
“Tehran weighs response to U.S. strikes as Iranians brace for bigger conflict” (Washington Post)
“Iran orders closure of Strait of Hormuz — putting one-fifth of world’s oil supply at risk” (NY Post)
When Iran tried this tactic in April 1988, President Reagan sent in warships, blew up Iranian assets, and reasserted U.S. control over the Gulf.
If Iran messes with the flow of oil, expect similar from a Trump Administration—on steroids.
“Netanyahu says Iran tried to assassinate Trump” (The Independent)
If true, why are we hearing this not from the FBI but from the prime minister of Israel?
Presumably, Netanyahu based his contention on signals intelligence from Mossad.
Did they not share their intel with the U.S. intelligence community?
“Whoopi Goldberg epitomizes the stupidity of the modern progressive mind”
Whoopi is passing gas again. She claims life in the U.S. is on par with Iran’s brutal theocracy.
Reality check: If Whoopi and her gaggle of gobbling gals showed up on Iranian TV dressed as they do on The View, they’d be lucky to just get flogged. More likely, prison and torture, maybe execution.
Perhaps outfitted in a chador, Whoopi would be better off at Tehran’s Ministry of Disinformation—after all, she’s already fluent in flatulence.
“Pakistan nominates Trump for Nobel Peace Prize” (The Telegraph)
The Norwegian Nobel Committee lost all credibility when, in 2009, it awarded its prestigious peace price to Barack Obama for… nothing.
Well, not entirely nothing. He gave a speech or two.
And later…
“Obama administration acknowledges $1.7B transfer to Iran was all cash” (CBS News, September 2016)
The Obama Administration can now be seen (and will be understood by history) as an…
Obamaration noun \ ō-ˈbä-mə-ˌrā-shən \
Definition:
An aberration marked by eloquent oratory, indulgent wokeness, and ultimately, the absence of both “hope” and “change”—unless “change” means a weakened America.
Usage:
"Historians now regard the early 21st-century political downturn as an Obamaration."
“Pelosi raked in millions last year — and her portfolio out-performed every large hedge fund with stunning returns” (NY Post)
Encapsulation
Nancy Pelosi and her husband, Paul, have once again crushed Wall Street with their uncanny market timing. In 2024 alone, they added somewhere between $7.8 and $42.5 million to their already massive fortune, thanks largely to miraculously well-timed trades in AI, cybersecurity, and tech—just ahead of government investigations and national security briefings.
Their estimated net worth may now top $413 million, outperforming every major hedge fund with a stunning 54% return, more than double the S&P 500.
Analysis
The “Queen of Stocks” exercised options on hot AI chipmaker NVIDIA at $12/share (market value over $120)—a $5 million windfall.
Made a killing on Palo Alto Networks, timed with White House briefings.
Miraculously dumped Microsoft and Visa stock right before federal investigations.
The Pelosi Act—a bill meant to ban congressional stock trading—is named after her. Still, she claims she owns no stocks and has no involvement in her husband's trades. Just a coincidence. Again.
“Donald Trump is saving California from itself” (The Telegraph)
Gavin Gruesome’s anti-Trump chest-thumping rebrand is pure theatre.
Meanwhile, the state bleeds jobs, bleeds people, and chokes on its own regulations.
“Kerry Kennedy allegedly getting $1M+ to save family’s reputation — as cousin Caroline is ‘virtually blacklisted’ over son’s odd behavior” (NY Post)
From Camelot to cringe.
Once revered as American royalty, the Kennedy family has devolved into a reality-TV-worthy spectacle of infighting, public insults, and generational dysfunction.
Kerry Kennedy now aims to launder the clan’s image with a million-dollar book about her late mother, Ethel, even as cousin Caroline is “virtually blacklisted” due to her son Jack Schlossberg’s bizarre antics.
Schlossberg, for his part, torches family members (and others) with erratic, juvenile content for a few clicks on TikTok.
At the heart of this scandal lies an ongoing family feud rooted in decades of resentment, jealousy, and political divergence.
Once known as Camelot, it is now “Sham-a-lot”—a fractured house of ego, legacy wars, and public embarrassment.
“I spent a day on the dark web - these are the terrifying things I saw” (Daily Mail)
A tech columnist entered the internet’s sewer system and discovered a cross between Amazon Prime for sociopaths and tech-support hotline for organized crime.
It is populated by porn merchants, poison vendors, digital arms dealers, scammers, hackers-for-hire, and assassins peddling weapons, narcotics, malicious code, forged documents—and services for arson and assassination.
If you descend down this rabbit hole, don’t click anything that promises a free iPhone, or cheap unregistered Glock. You may end up broke, infected, or on a watchlist—and that’s if you’re lucky.
One five-star review: “Great customer service. Bought cyanide, got fentanyl. Seller refunded and included a bonus coupon for ‘rare Taylor Swift images.’”
MrBeast sells LSD in bulk and a guy named Vlad offers fresh human kidneys. (Maybe it’s Putin?)
“Tens of millions living on US coast face early death as mysterious toxin invades the nation” (Daily Mail)
A home by the ocean may now be a slow-motion health nightmare. Microplastics— near-invisible shards of synthetic debris from our junked-up world—are not only floating in the sea… they’re seeping into your bloodstream.
Scientists suspect microplastics are in drinking water, seafood, even the air. Once inside, they lounge in your organs and trigger inflammation, disrupt hormones, and set you up for a lifetime of medication and an early grave from diabetes, heart disease, and stroke.
Bottom line: The oceans are regurgitating our trash back at us—one micro-particle at a time.
Translation: Forget about sharks, worry about minuscule plastic time bombs.
Tagline for a Hollyweird horror movie: “Welcome to the beach! Tan on the outside, dissolve on the inside.”
“Life on Mars: Humans will live in huge 'space oases' on the Red Planet in just 15 years, European Space Agency predicts” (Daily Mail)
What’s remarkable is how much of this mirrors the opening chapters of Echo of Becoming—a history of the world since 2025 aNEWs told from a hundred years into the future.
Says collaborating author ChatGPT: It’s the retirement plan for Earth’s mistakes.
“Inside the CIA's secret squad of adorable assassins dubbed 'Project 94’” (Daily Mail)
What a week—whew!
And so should you.
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Santa Barbara Democrats! They're okay with our state and local government taking away the last nuclear plant but howling after last weekend that Trump is a genocidal, Israel-a-kissing fascist. Personally, my only problem with what Trump did is he didn't load up the planes with our CA govt and drop them on Iran along with the bombs.
Enormous credit goes to President Trump and the brave service members for carrying out the massive air strikes in Iran.
Finally, payback for the murderous regime for multiple deaths of our military, including the bombing of our Marine barracks in Beirut resulting in the deaths of 241 service members in 1983.
Not surprising are the calls for the impeachment of President Trump by the same cast of buffoonery on the left, banging the same old drum of “resistance.” It should be obvious to all the vitriol spewing from the likes of AOC, Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O’Donnell can’t seem to help themselves in making their hatred of our country and destain for our military known to the world, including our enemies! What treachery.
Predictably, are the same old, tie-dyed burn outs on Cabrillo, waving their freak flags and making their displeasure known about our recent airstrikes. Wondering what “crisis” will cause them to be “triggered” and take to the streets next week?