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Gen Z and the Assassination Culture

Ambassador Mandelson Canned! Civil War Flames Fanned! Memphis Cleanup Planned! USA Education a Loonie-Land!

Charlie’s Torch Has Been Passed

Gen Z Throws Out Baby, Bath Water, Marriage, and Civilization

As California Goes, so Goes the United States

The Assassination of a Budding President

A Turning Point

Federal Immigration Laws on Harboring Illegal Aliens

Covid a Joke! The Pocahontas Croak! Drug Smugglers A-smoke! Axis of Evil Convoke!

Parking in Santa Barbara

The Sour Grapes of Socialists

Bob Nelson: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Santa Barbara County

How do elected officials pay back their donors?

Longtime Santa Barbaran Experiences “Out of Control” Crime in D.C.

Homelessness, California-Style

Letter from London and Mini News Revue

Mortgage Fraud Apparently Rampant in Democrat Circles

Saving Our Farms and Keeping Our Money from Salud Carbajal

Population Down; Deficit Spending Up

Spies I Have Known and Loved

Parental Rights in Education

Democrats Giving America’s (and Americans’) Bounty Away for Free

The One-Party State Protects Its Turf and Its Power

Karen Jones: From Jan. 6 Rap to Comedy Clap-back

Of Tar Balls, Blind Poodles, and our Feckless Governor

SB54 Requires Law Enforcement to Stand Down in Face of Law Breakers

Council Conduct and Public Perception

Newsom’s Threats

Academic BDS is Fueling Campus Antisemitism. Can Washington Stop It?

Ashley Biden's Split! Harry & Meg's Non-Hit! Killburger's Pit! Deep Tonsils' Wit!

Dissecting the Progressive Democrat Takeover in Santa Barbara

Who is Kidnapping Whom?

Young, Helpless, and On The Road

Labor Negotiations: Fiscal Implications for the City of Santa Barbara

Are U.S. Jews Really Making German Citizenship “Plan B” ??

Blood in the Street

Clinton's Muck! mRNA, Yuck! Dem-Controlled Cities Upchuck! John Brennan DC's Biggest Schmuck!

City College and County Cowards Cancel Parade… But Fiesta Spirit Prevails

Our County Supervisors’ Role in the Fiesta Murder

Combatting Slavery in the Modern Era

“Asphalt over Humans,” “Stolen Land,” and Other Senseless Slogans

Gone with the Offshore Wind

Pacific Palisades Fire: Six Month Review

Kamala Spews! Medvedev Drools! Burford Blues! Larry David Queues!

Don't Blink

The Party That Forfeited Its Soul

PURELY POLITICAL: Agitprop

Back to BLM, Defund the Police, and Cancel Culture?

We Stand With Sheriff Bill Brown

Much Support for Lawyers and NGOs; Not so Much for Fire Victims

Corruption Galore! King of Davos Shown the Door! Jimmy Hoffa Lore! Prescott & More!

The Failure of Publicly Subsidized Transportation

A Long List of Undesirables; Elected, Blind, and Otherwise

Santa Barbara’s Legendary Father/Son Coaches

The State Street Promenade is an Utter Failure

Cattle Barons versus Farmers

À Swiss love affair with the Lavaux

John Brennan Slapped! The Fifth Family Mapped! Stephen Colbert Scrapped! Russian Netizens Entrapped!

The Formidable Mr. Trump

Local Politicians Ignore the Underbelly of the Marijuana Industry

Imperial Judiciary?

ICE, The National Guard, and Salud Carbajal

The Immigration Corruption Complex

Comey & Brennan Exposed! Kolhberger, Case Closed! Trump Assassination Attempt Bulldozed! Epstein Disclosed!

A Fiery Plea from Hydrant 26

City of Carpinteria Votes to Favor Illegals Over Citizens

Mother Nature is a Stone Cold Killer

California’s Train to Nowhere

We Might Have a Chance of Finding Joe Holland

Don’t Show Them Your Goat

We Don’t Have an Energy Crisis—We Have a Logic Crisis

A Tale of Two Picnics

The Way Things Ought To Be

Immigration Extremes are On a Collision Course

Make State Street Accessible to All

Celebrating Our Declaration of Independence

Democrats Have Lost National Voter Edge

The Word “deportations” Stirs a Variety of Emotions

To Pray or Not to Pray?

California's Self-Inflicted Calamities

The California Doom Loop Grows

Military Retirees Are Fleeing California

Pandemic of Power

Of Sailboats and Stinkpots

State Street Blues

Trump Whoops Iran's Ass! Whoopi Passes Gas! Dark Web Morass! Kennedy Clan Badass!

Being a Girl in a Boys’ World

Destroying California’s Energy Sector Part 2

Europe: Worlds Apart

Google and Santa Barbara

The End of Justice is Near

Confronting Trump Derangement Syndrome Victims

Bilderberg Meeting! Gavin Newsom Bleating! The Mullahs Get a Beating! Israel Defeating!

California’s Blueprint for State-Funded Victimhood

Destroying California’s Economy, One Energy Sector at a Time

The President’s Autopen

Santa Barbara, the Home of the Protest

The Invasion of Los Angeles

The “Last Gasp” of Journalism as We Once Knew It

Fleeing Demo Rats! China Beyond Bats! AI-Human Spats! Monaco's Murky Stats

Santa Barbara: Where Your Property is No Longer Your Property

Newsom Favors Illegal Aliens Over Needy Citizens

The Meaning of “Pentecost” Sunday

Remembering D-Day

Dirt Blowers are Safe: A Dangerous Lesson

When le Déjeuner Becomes Academic

DISASTER SPECIAL: Prophets Foretell! Volcanic Hell! Hurricanes, Tornadoes Excel! Steven Seagal, Obesely Unwell!

Death of Discernment

Who Will Save the Planet from Laura Capps and Friends?

The “1619 Project” in Black and White

Inside the Brave New World of Santa Barbara Unified School District

Is May 9 the New Jan6?

A Phoenix Rises from the Ashes

Dems Dreaming! AI Reaming! Alexa Scheming! Putin and Trump not Teaming!

Words Worth Remembering

Three Insufferable Talking Heads Bring On $8 Per Gallon Gasoline

The Coalition for Neighborhood Schools

Planes, Trains, and Lemonade Stands

The Good News Club

Fake News Media on Parade

Clooney's Ego Bruised! The Boss Gets Fused! James Comey Unused! Ellen Confused!

From “Peace and Love” to Phoenix of Hate

County Greed, Failure, and Ineptitude on Display

The Powers of Positive Persuasion

Garbage In, Garbage Out, at City Council

Housing the Homeless

A Chat with ChatGPT that Reveals the Future

Re: Rent Control and Tenant Rights

Utah Gets It Right

A Wink and a Nod to a Semi-Annual Mass Casualty Event

Two Local Legislators Abandon Santa Barbara Constituents

Presidential Injunctions Continue to Thwart Trump Administration

Anti-I.C.E. Activists: Ignorant or Stupid?

Looking Forward to the End of Politics as We Know It

Is Ellen Hiding Out? P Diddy Rung Out? Elderly Beat About? Harry's Pout & Shout!

Foolish Santa Barbara Taxpayers

Of Telescopes, Mirrors, and the Government We Deserve

The Not-So-Funny Funny Man

County Elections Violate National Voter Registration Act

May Day

Population Bomb or Bust?

Judges Bite the Dust! Trump Losing Trust! Cali Tax Unjust! 9/11 Disgust!

Too Much Hatred, So Little Time

70% Poverty Rate? Mission Accomplished!

Why MAGA Voters are Sticking with President Trump

Roadmap To Recovery

The Death of the University

Lawfare against Republicans Continue

Big Pharma Coming Back! RFK on the Attack! Letitia James on the Rack! Harry Feels Royal Blowback!

I’ve Seen The Future and it Groks

Oh, Happy Day

Two Easter Essays

No CEQA Required; Project Approved

The Truth Behind Easter

Remembering Life Before Disney Went Woke

China's Feeble Bite! A Base Commander Gripe! Kamala's Vacant Hype! AI 'for the defense' is Ripe!

A Great Depression “Solution”

Nefarious Purposes and Stupid Ideas

Wake Up and Read

It’s All Our Money, Ask for it Back!

Letters to the Editor

It’s Our Journey

Cory Booker Rants! Mad Vlad's War Dance! Sir Elton's Thunderpants! Einstein Supplants!

Attacking Tesla is Tilting at Windmills

A Molotov Cocktail Toast to the Environment and Democracy

Liberation Day

Where the Heck is Joe Holland?

Small Businesses, Large Fraud at the SBA

An Afternoon at President Reagan’s Western White House

Nuclear War on the Way! Pelosi's Eyebrows Stray! FBI Woke Syllabus on Display! Aliens from Outer Space Say Hey!

District Judges Are the Real “Threat to Democracy”

Parasites Don’t Exist Without a Compliant Host and That’s You!

Democrites: Humans Who Have Lost All Common Sense

City Council Members Never Miss a Holiday

Living the Spa Life

October 8th

CIA Exposed! COVID Case Closed! Corrupt Federal Mediation Service Hosed! Education Department Decomposed!

Back to the Future… in an Automobile

SB County’s Multi-Million Dollar Illegal Billing Practices

Letters to the Editor

High Time We Cancel Cancel Culture

Democrats Know Exactly What They Stand For

The Bane of Activist Judges

China on the Go! Rosie Too! Snow White Transformed to Ho'! Climate Fraudsters Askew!

Who was Saint Patrick?

Child Prodigy Laura Capps, Ambulance Chaser Bob Nelson

Caretakers for the Taxman

Why We Wear Green on St. Patrick’s Day

Massachusetts is the Nation’s Newest Basket Case

DEI Comes and Goes in Employment

Dems in Pink! Kameleon Stink! Hunter on the Brink! Putin's Upcoming Blink!

Letters to the Editor

The Fee-fdom Known as County Government

A Great Gig If You Can Get It

Toxic Tsunami returns after 5 years

Are Californians Suing Themselves?

Soros-Backed Group Meets to Promote ICE “Resistance”

U.S.-Ukraine-a-Twist! Rolling Stone on Epstein's List! Did Second Shooter Really Exist? Bob Woodward Dissed!

Santa Barbara’s DEI Disaster

Playing DOGE-Ball With County Supervisors

Public Servants vs. Politicians

Pacific Palisades After the Fire

Don’t Ask Questions

Dismantle the Department of Education

CIA-FBI-IRS Retired! TDS Unexpired! Putin Undesired! Jerry Nadler Misfired!

The Immigration Story of Congressman Salud Carbajal

Elevate Your Brand

The Dirty Details on the 48% Raise for County Supervisors

Letters to the Editor

Protest Against “Tyranny” in Santa Barbara

I Want a Refund

Prince Albert Poses! Putin Imposes! Zelensky Opposes! Fort Knox Reposes!

Santa Barbara Conservative Republican Club Features Former Democrat Speaker

Mar-a-Lago Valet Conviction Dismissed

Stop County Supervisors From Giving Themselves a 48% Raise!

Letters to the Editor

From Your Santa Barbara Sweetheart

Interview with Governor George Allen (Part 1)

President Trump Floods the Zone

The Musk Crusade! USAID Splayed! Dems Afraid! Biden Repaid! Meghan Sautéed!

The Right Way

What Blows Up in Goleta Doesn’t Stay in Goleta

Letters to the Editor

Hannah-Beth Jackson vs. Dale Francisco

Consequences

Universal Health "Care"

Condoms as Aid! Government Employees Stayed Home, Got Paid! Trans Militants Ambuscade! Whale Flatus Escapade!

indoctrination at UCSB

Reliving the Grapes of Wrath; The Central Coast Sequel

Trump’s Storytelling in Davos

Kristen Sneddon Appears at City Council!

Remembering Erin Graffy

The Environmental Forest Destruction Revolution

Pardon Me! Mad-Cow, Tee-Hee! A Magnetic Shift That No One Can Flee!

Fire, Power, Money

California Chickens Come Home to Roast

Realigned for Restoration

Take Santa Barbara Down

A Supreme Court No Longer?

The Golden Age of America

Trump is Chief! Joe's a Thief! LA Fire Disbelief!

Requiem for a President

Fires, Floods, and Fools: Rhetoric vs. Disaster

Say “Hello” to President Trump’s Triumvirate

Melania Will Not Be Another American Lady Macbeth

Always Be Prepared

Pitchforks and Torches

Greenland Yields! Zuckerberg Shields! Presidential Battlefields! Ellen’s Travel Plan Reveals!

By The Fire

Fractured California Fairy Tales

LA Inferno, a Demo Debacle

The Great L.A. Fire

Stepping on the Gas

Patriot Party Time

Xi Feeling Weak! Biden's Last Squeak! For Russians, SB Fleek! Slab City Unique!

We Want Normal

Santa Barbara County Receives an “F” on DOGE Report Card

A Letter to the Presidents

The Housing “Crisis” is Over

Investing in an Indefinite World

Waiting for the Future